fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via kwa-ssa-kwa-ssa)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via alimarie2)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via alimarie2)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via alimarie2)

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

(Source: patarnon, via thisisoursummerr)

the-chandelier-swing:

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(via provemerightt)

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plizm:

Color Studies: Pink
Clarissa Gallo

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